I made something

Me: WHAT THE F*CK ARE PEOPLE THINKING HERE?
You: What the f*ck are you talking about?
Me: Idk.
You: So why did you say that?
Me: My page is boring, I need help.
You: Too bad mother f*cker!
Me: ...
You: --Leaves--
Me: lol you don't even know.
Sum Guy: I DO!
Me: okay...
You: Why am I still reading this?
Me: Cuz you're bored.
You: ... Yeah...
Me: --Whispers-- You're super gay.
You: what?
Me: You're super... nice!
You: Okay....
Me: Yeah, you sure are...
You: I think that-
Sum Guy: We are all very bored aren't we? Why the heck are we even on this page?
You: I have no idea.
Me: Is anyone even reading this far into this?
You: I am.
Me: No you're not.
You: --Dies--
Me: Oh no.
You: *is dead*
Me: ... YOU STILL READING? OR YOU SKIP THROUGH THIS?
Sum Guy: What the h*ll even is this stupid shit?
Me: I DON'T F*CKING KNOW!!!
Haily Albert: DURRRR
Me: Oh no! IT'S HAILY ALBERT!!!
You: --is dead but is somehow still reading this--
Sum Guy: SHE WILL KILL US ALL!!!
Me: AHHHHHHHH
Haily Albert: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: --Runs away like a wimp--
Haily Albert: --Looks at a picture of your mother.
You: -thinks while being ded --Oh god, why am I still reading this?--
Haily Albert: --Licks picture--
Me: --Kicks door opened--
Haily Albert: OH NOOO!!!
Me: --grabs gun and shoots Haily--
You: Why did I just read this whole thing?




Me: this took me an hour to write.